Trinity "Treenie" Ravenchylde presents her Horrorscope Yearly Forecast for 2008. No vague "you may or may nots" like your average hack spiritualists. Treenie summarises each sun sign down into a forecast that details only the dominant issues, avoiding the trickery of confusion with lesser issues.

"There are no 50/50 predictions here. It's up to you to live up to your potential by flowing with your sun sign" Treenie.

 
UPDATE | 2008 | FEBRUARY | KRONOS | 2ND

The Horrorscopes were recently added to HDgreetings.com, a sanctuary of animated ecard happiness... they just became that little bit more enlightened thanks to the far reaching touch of Treenie's Horrorscope.

HDgreetings
 
UPDATE | 2008 | JANUARY | LUNAR | 7TH

The Horrorscope Campaign kicks off the year of 2008.

Currently there is a selection of mugs and mousepads available for sale via Zazzle. Go forth and purchase that which bares your sun sign and become embued with the power of the Horrorscope.

More merchandise will be released in due time.

Just remember the Horrorscope doesn't mean anything if you sit on your ass and expect 'destiny' to achieve everything for you.
 

 

 

COMING IN 2009

Horrorscope.us will be opening come the new year of 2009.

An assortment of Horroscope items are currently available through:

Zazzle

Limited Edition prints are also available, exclusively at artshows. For dates of upcoming artshows visit Xonrad.com

COMING SOON

We are currently establishing new distribution channels for this content.

 

 
Disclaimer, Copyrights & Legalities

Copyright XONRAD, All Rights Reserved.

WARNING: The Horrorscope is intended for entertainment purposes only. Xonrad, RockErode Productions, and all personnel involved in the creation of content (past, present & future) under the Horrorscope banner take no responsibility for the use, absorption, interpretation, and/or application of said content by individuals classified as the 'audience' (viewer/reader/user/etc.).

DISCLAIMER: We at RockErode Productions are aware there have been prior attempts made by others to create a "Horrorscope" before 2008. Neither the Horrorscope crew or The Fire Label were aware of these attempts during the initial stages of this project. The astrological roots of Treenie and her Horrorscope are wholey and soley inspired by the 1991 song-&-album of the same name by New York Thrash Metal band; Overkill